A Boring Life

I wonder how she feels.

I wish I could read her mind or have a chat with her.
Has she ever been lonely?. Doesn'’t she get bored with her life?.
She spend most of her time watching telly and nodding.
She has no friends, never mind a boyfriend.
I used to see her flirting with Floyd, but not anymore.
Yesterday, I saw Floyd in our garden.
But she only watched him from the window with no interest to come out and see him.
Does she feel down because she has lost her leg?
I’m sure Floyd doesn'’t mind about it otherwise he wouldn’'t come to see her.
In fact, with 3 legs she became special and prettier.
She is still able to run and climb the wall.
What stopping you Vienna? Go and make love with Floyd.
If he makes fun about your legs just scratch his face and find someone else.

A Frog In The Little Princess

"That chicken was very nice, Mum", she said putting an empty plate but bones, and then run to the pond.
"My frog's gone", she shouted holding the string.
"Never mind. It's gone to a better place", I said smiling.
This morning a village boy gave her a green frog to play with. But I couldn't stand to see it suffering.

My 60 words stories

THE TRUTH

Now they've been married. Mark felt deceived, sat watching football on the telly by himself. He had found out the truth that she wasn't what he had thought before. She didn't really share his passion. All the nice love letters she used to write were only some copies from the football commentaries in the newspapers.

CUCUMBER

First time came to England, first time I saw big cucumbers. In my country they were small.

"Wow, his cucumber so big!", I shouted pointing at the cucumbers in front of a boy who was wheeling them. The boys blushed. Sue laughed. I frowned, until later. I didn't know here the word cucumber could have a different meaning.

THE WIND
Grandma had been standing in front of Maria who was learning to use the toilet instead of potty.

"That's a big wind, isn't it?", said her Grandma.

"It's not me Grandma", she said innocently as her grandma walked closing the bathroom window.

A Reminder For Myself

It's amazing what you can do on the internet
from grocery shopping to booking a holiday
chatting with your friends or looking for a soul mate
or even ordering a Russian bride on Ebay

You can do everything from the comfort of your chair
except doing the house chores every day
I know it isn't fair
but you need to burn your fat away

*yg lagi sutris dari 40 kg jadi 65 kg

Ketawa Sejenak

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Ada yg lagi yang punya suami bernama Mark, selain saya ?

----- Original Message -----

From:
title=jgdxfbpvgi@martens.ro href="mailto:jgdxfbpvgi@martens.ro">near

To: lparish

Sent: Tuesday, March 20, 2007 12:15 PM

Subject: My name is Alena.

How are you? My name is Alena. I from Russia, city Cheboksary. To me 28 years. I shall tell to you about myself a little.

I corresponded with the man from the your country before. His name Mark. He is from your country. We had a long correspondence and Mark wanted, that I have arrived to him in the your country that I have seen what life there. We have together submitted the statement on reception of the visa in your country! Mark spoke, that will help my in our meeting. I thought, that have met on the Internet the love.

I and Mark made the big plans for the future, but in a flash all has changed. From the moment of submission of the statement for the application of the visa has passed 5 months. For these five months there was for what I least waited. Mark informed, that his former wife has returned to him and lives together with him. Soon they should get married.
And now in Mark plans there is no me. I wrote to him some times after that, but Mark have wished me only good luck in the further searches worthy men and have told, that our ways miss. And in October to me there has come the invitation in embassy behind reception of the visa.

In the beginning I wanted to throw out the invitation in embassy. To me it was sad, because my dreams were failed, I have nobody to fly in the your country. But my uncle have dissuaded me from resolute actions and have told, that else there is a chance to find worthy the man and to use the visa to a meeting with him. I well know English and practically I have visa your country. My uncle speaks, that it really solves many problems.

Approximately in 7 days the visa will be ready, and I should go to Moscow behind reception of the visa. I write to you because in my heart there is an empty seat. I do not search rich or poor. I search careful and responsible man which wants to enjoy a life together. Is this person you? I think, that I ask not much. I have told to you a little about my life. I have told not all about myself, but it will be easier to me to write about myself if you will ask questions which interest you. I have told to you my history, and now I shall look forward to hearing from you with impatience. Write to me! I shall send you more photo in the following letter. I wait you answer. Alena.


P.S. I shall answer with pleasure if you write to me on:
alenablonde@yandex.ru